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2011: Brief Music in Review

December 30, 2011

Goodbye, 2011!

Now with the idiosyncratic category “Lyric of the Year”

NB: You should probably listen to the tracks on youtube linked here soon, because, as far as I can understand it, very shortly this simple and entirely legitimate way of sharing things, thereby making them more popular, will be foreclosed by the powers that would actually benefit from that increased popularity.  Learn more here.

Album of the Year

Every time I use that word now, I think of this exchange from “Community”:

“How old is he?”
“In his 30s I guess. He owns a landline and still uses the word ‘album’”

Well, I don’t have a landline.  And the definition of “album” is sort of vague to me now — defined as “a collection of songs by the same artist released at the same time that I routinely listen to together,” my album of the year has to be

“If You’re Young,” by the Static Jacks
Look, I am personally carrying the flag for this band.  You can listen to the whole thing here.

Runner Up:

“This is our Science,” by Astronautalis
This guy is currently my best shot at being able to say “I saw him in a garage” when he’s selling out stadiums legitimate indie venues.  Listen to this song.  And then listen to

Song of the Year

“Measure the Globe,” from the same Astronautalis album.

“There’s no Lord to forgive me / and physics is tricky / so all that I’m left with is you.”

I remember exactly where I was when I first heard this song, from the view of the street in front of me to the weather.  I am a sucker for nostalgia.  All of the best things consist of a few basic things put together — like, all of the best food (cheese, beer, wine, bread) is just a few things combined in varied ratios, across different scales of time.  Music is like that, and nostalgia is like, you know, flour.

Runner up:

“Kelly,” When Saints Go Machine

Okay, so some of the best songs have a ton of ingredients, electronic ingredients.  Listen to this song without moving, I dare you.  No, really, don’t listen to this song in a public place, unless you are the kind of person who is okay with dancing alone in public places.  If you are currently drinking, you have already ignored this warning.

“Go Outside,” Cults

This is not, though, the most effective use of the Jonestown “death tape” in recorded music – this is still the most effective use of the death tape in recorded music.  Scares the bejesus out of me.

Lyric of the Year

My personal favorite category.

From the song “Broken Promise” by Scroobius Pip.

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel  / on my own with no investors /
Closed it down and opened the Fuck You Get Over it Bed and Breakfast

And it kinda rhymes on account of he’s British.  I am in awe.

More to come…

 

If anyone else is still using …

November 9, 2011

If anyone else is still using godaddy, here is a good primer on leaving: http://t.co/abpmdCym . wish i hadn’t been so lazy #leavegoddaddy

the last straw: godaddy send m…

November 9, 2011

the last straw: godaddy send me renewal notice for products i don’t have, customer service agent gets snippy. #fuckgodaddy

Now on my refrigerator… http…

November 8, 2011

Now on my refrigerator… http://t.co/Nn0eI2NQ

Sometimes you have to improvis…

November 2, 2011

Sometimes you have to improvise http://t.co/byNzE2XT

Tom Petty’s “Waiting is the ha…

November 1, 2011

Tom Petty’s “Waiting is the hardest part” is creepy enough, if you listen to the lyrics, but also makes me think of buying a gun #simpsons

How have I not heard of this b…

November 1, 2011

How have I not heard of this before? http://t.co/2wXxL7Km

Why does airtran have such agg…

October 30, 2011

Why does airtran have such aggressively rude pre-board announcements? Feel about as welcome as I would in a cab. #airtran

Cash-4-Gold – 1790s style. Sam…

October 27, 2011

Cash-4-Gold – 1790s style. Samuel Stiles also provided check cashing services, tightened your abs, and sold Snuggies http://t.co/BMOuwO9k

Hanging dryer sheets in my clo…

October 27, 2011

Hanging dryer sheets in my closet to combat the moth-ball smell left by the last people: an inspired idea. I smell awesome right now.

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