Lolla #23: The Constellations
Sounds like: Everlast (remember him?) by way of Parliament, as imagined by a fan of Smash Mouth who has never actually heard Parliament. [-15]
You can listen to them at: http://www.myspace.com
/theconstellations
Sample Lyric: Their most notable lyrics are from “Felicia,” which is about blowjobs or, rather, about one Felicia’s facility at them. Not, like, as a metaphor, like “Like a Prayer” about blowjobs, just a lot references to workin’ on your knees and lolipops and, [I kid you effing not] stick shifts (“put you in gear with a twitch of her neck”). Music by Fisher Price + lyrics by Insane Clown Posse = Fail. [-25]
Rather than see this band I will: Listen to Smash Mouth while punching myself in the face.