I was once a person who knew and used the word “citified,”

and just now I put plastic bags over my shoes (I no longer own boots) to go out and “shovel” (we don’t own a shovel – I used a dust pan) the balcony of our condo (we’re eleven floors up).  But I did it in order to get to the grill, so I could smoke sausages I made myself, so I’m hoping there’s something in there I can redeem.